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Tom Douglas Opening New Truck Stop Restaurant Off Exit 34

on December 09, 2021

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Plan To Introduce Rattlesnakes To Rattlesnake Mountain Met With Concern

on November 23, 2021

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Fist-Sized Rock Fails To Prevent Windstorm From Knocking Over Recycle Bin

on November 19, 2021

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North Bend City Council Members Found Moonlighting As Bulldozer Operators

on November 12, 2021

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Infrastructure Bill Includes Money To Permanently Fix “Fucked Up Door” At North Bend Post Office

on November 06, 2021

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Halloween Horror As Si View Family Hands Out King-Size Necco Wafers to Trick-Or-Treaters

on November 01, 2021

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Snoqualmie Man Becoming Hermit To Avoid Further Seattle Hockey Conversations

on October 30, 2021

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North Bend Theatre Premieres New Dune Movie -- “Less Weird” Than 1984 Original

on October 22, 2021

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Si View Parks To Install Hacky Sack Pit At South Fork Landing

on October 17, 2021

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Forster Woods Residents Disappointed To Find Out Neighborhood Bear Really Just Man in Bear Costume

on October 04, 2021

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First Annual 'Dubstep Walk' Invades Downtown North Bend This December

on October 01, 2021

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Eighteen New Roundabouts Planned For North Bend

on September 29, 2021

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Proposal for Mount Si Gondola Project Gaining Momentum

In a move that has sparked both high-flying excitement and mountainous consternation, plans for the installation of a gondola on Mount Si have been proposed by a citizens group from Seattle. The picturesque peak has long been a popular destination for those seeking fresh air, outdoor recreation, and the opportunity to take selfies with a breathtaking backdrop. However, the mountain's popularity has led to a crisis of overcrowding, prompting the controversial gondola proposal. The ambitious project, dubbed "The Si-Flyer," is being hailed as an innovative solution to the Mount Si congestion. No longer will hikers be forced to endure the grueling ascent on foot, jostling for position among hordes of other hikers. Instead, they can simply hop on the gondola, sip their soy lattes, and float serenely to the summit for an unparalleled panoramic view of the surrounding landscape. "Mount Si has been a victim of its own success," said Capitol Hill resident Mackenna Rodrig...

Tom Douglas Opening New Truck Stop Restaurant Off Exit 34

North Bend will soon have an original take on truck stop cuisine. Flush with cash from a recent pandemic aid package windfall, famed Seattle restaurateur Tom Douglas is opening a new restaurant in Truck Town, just off of I-90's Exit 34. The restaurant will be located in the space vacated by the old Country Pride restaurant, which closed late last year. Douglas could not be reached for comment, but spokesperson Tandy Nicklesen confirmed the plans, “We have been looking at further expansion on the Eastside, so let’s get a little crazy! Everyone knows about Tom Douglas’ success in inventing overly extravagant gourmet pizza with his Serious Pie restaurants. Now he is going to bring his creativity and restauranting skills to a food genre never before fully examined - truck stop food.” Tannerwood resident Bill Chambers is looking forward to having a fine dining option in North Bend, "I’m eager for the chance to overpay for an over-thought, reimagined ch...

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